Why not go out on a limb? That’s where the fruit is.   - Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain

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 For plainly this miscreant has sold himself to Satan, and it would be fatal to meddle with the property of such a power as that.

- Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer